Frog-in-a-box

Frog-in-a-box

Friday, 5 June 2015

A Message to Mum at Elevenses Time



I'm hungry I'm starving, I need to eat now,
If I don't I may very well die.
From a lack of nutrition or protein, that's how.
Can I please have a slice of that pie?

I need minerals and calories, and vitamins too,
And my intake today's been minute,
And I read somewhere once that you'll prob'ly catch flu
If you don't eat no crumble with fruit.

And on telly they said that a chocolate bar's good,
'Cos it's filled to the brim full of milk.
As a source of nutrition it's misunderstood,
Stuffed with calcium, an’ all of that ilk.

So if we act now and you get me a slice;
Of that lovely home-made apple crunch,
Topped with chocolate ice cream I think that should suffice
To keep me alive until lunch.

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