A rare flightless bird, the Gandergoose
Lives its life on the Island of Muck.
It wanders around feeling free, feeling loose,
Sharing gossip and tidbits with ducks.
A canny old bird, the Gandergoose;
The chicks are watched over by Dad.
He makes the whole nest out of chocolate mousse,
So they never feel hungry, or sad.
The fat flightless bird, the Gandergoose,
His strategy’s really the best,
For when predators come for the little papoose,
They invariably just scoff the nest.
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